i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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