i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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