I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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