He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm sobbing to NWA
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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