You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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