i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
