On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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