Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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