conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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