just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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