More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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