What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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