shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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