i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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