ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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