yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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