Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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