Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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