Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
