What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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