Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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