i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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