My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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