I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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