these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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