i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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