I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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