I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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