Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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