It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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