i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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