For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Ketchup is God's man juice
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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