Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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