I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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