dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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