My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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