Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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