what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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