Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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