i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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