Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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