I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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