hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
be right there i have to get my cape
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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