At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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