Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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