With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Actions speak louder than pants.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I have peed in a lot of sinks
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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