Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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