I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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