I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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