He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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