how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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