fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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I have aggressive nipples.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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