worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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