At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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