Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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