how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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